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concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.
I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.
My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.
by Writing J February 13, 2009
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Concessionalist

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.
1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?
by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009
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Centrifugal Confusion

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.
Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.
by SCVNGR August 24, 2015
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am confusion

A substitute for the word "im confused"
A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"
Jack: The Mashpotatos have no bones??
Noah: Am confusion
Jack: *repeats sentence*
by jackmandeez00999 June 19, 2021
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[visible confusion]

(1)An emotion/reaction to something you can't fully understand or contemplate. (2)You are very confused, and your face indicates your state of confusion to all nearby people. Most catalysts for the visible confusion are a friend, a pet, or a girl who you can't tell is flirting with you or not. The origin of visible confusion is Obi-Won Kenobi in Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones.
Friend 1: Dude! I think that girl was just flirting with me! That slap was definitely out of love...
Friend 2: visible confusion
by Daddy Pedro December 3, 2021
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jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019
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