A necessary evil for most relationships, an uncomfortable,
awkward device designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and
std's. Easier to operate for the less physically endowed male. Various sizes are misleading as none of them
work perfectly for certain
men as they all are of a tight fitting nature. The pill is a better alternative in a proper trusting relationship where you are sure about your partner's history. Causes many
men to lose feeling/sensation especially later in life. Often a cause of friction in relationships as some women dont show a lot of sympathy or understanding of the fact that these objects are fiddly,
kill the passion and reduce pleasure, and often wouldnt consider for one moment using a female version. However, if you are a
player, dont muck about, bite the bullet and use the thing. We know it's crap but its the best of a bad bunch. Awaiting better invention
'i have a condom''do I have to put this
thing on...its like wearing my mac in a bath?'
'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a
thing? Aw bollocks, it's
gone again!'
