comeback insurance

The act of leaving something at someone's else residence in order to have an excuse to come back over.

She left her toothbrush at my house last night as comeback insurance.

by Calypso27 November 8, 2017

comeback remorse

That feeling of regret when you think of the perfect comeback but it's too late to say it. It's that 'I should have said...', missed opportunity feeling.

Shanna had such bad comeback remorse when she thought of the perfect response to Jasmine's diss.

by surplusverbiage May 31, 2014

Awsome comeback

use when ur out of comebacks

Person 1. your mums sooo fat that when she do the tai chi she too slow.

Awsome comeback BELOW!!

Person 2. i have no comeback... coz i left all my cum back in ur mum!

by GSTR February 23, 2011

comeback person

1. A person who is notoriously known for many failed relationships in which the other person leaves.

2. A guy or girl who is known for coming back to win games after he or she has been beaten early in the game.

1. Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jesse left Bobby?

Person 2: Yeah, that's the fifth girl that's left him

Person 1: He is such a comeback person

2. Person 1: Donna beat Danny again coming back at BS.

Person 2: such a comeback person

by scatback105 September 4, 2011

Comeback season

The time period where you hear from your exes and old flings back to back or within the same month.

My ex texted me and then I ran into the guy that kept trying to hookup, so i guess it's comeback season.

by ScreaminEmo August 31, 2017

Max Comeback

A type of pathetic comeback that one uses when he/she is too stupid to think of anything else.

Person 1: Dude, you're gay.
Person 2: No, YOU'RE Gay.

Person 1: Haha. Nice hair.
Person 2: No, YOU have nice hair.

Person 1: You suck at making comebacks.
Person 2: No, you suck at making comebacks.
Person 1: Fucking Max Comeback....

by MaxIsSexy April 25, 2009

comeback-ulate

To "ejaculate" come backs all over someone as a verbal retaliation. A full blown attack of the tongue.

"If Bitch talks smack, I'm a "comeback-ulate" all over her grill."

"You come towards me talking shit, I will "comeback-ulate" all over your Facebook."

by Aychee F June 19, 2009