coffin sex

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.

A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.

by un-named August 29, 2006

Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

Cofy Sushi Day

Cofy Sushi Day is a festivity that celebrates the birth of the idea that Cosmo had on Wednesday, March 22. This day also commemorates the birth of Cofy Sushi. On this day, people below 160cm are allowed to beat the fuck out of tall people. You can only eat sushi and spicy cheesy ramen. Celebrities like Clairo and Cavetown love this day.

X: Hey, wanna go to McDonald's?
Y: No dude, today's Cofy Sushi Day. Let's go eat sushi and smack some folks.

by cofysushi January 8, 2020

cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin

"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"

by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007

Dirty Old Man Coffee

Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.

"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"

by 3wingdinsar August 17, 2009

coffee

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

by cowbella March 22, 2009

coming out of the coffin

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.

person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"

by kep john May 14, 2014