friday night cocksucker

Someone who is unbelievable rude on a Friday Night.

When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.

by Ang1976 May 28, 2017

One Shoe Cocksucker

A person who when chasing down a Russian interior decorator loses one of their shoes in the snow.

Christopher Moltisanti: I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucker!

by NewJerseyBoy August 14, 2010

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.

Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.

by r2kjowens August 25, 2009

cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!

Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?

by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003

cocklick

The personification of the verb "to lick a cock".

You fucking cocklick.

by ManualFoetusPuppetShow June 12, 2004

cocksucker

A highly-skilled gay man with a specialty in Oral, to whom guys eventually say "Okay, yeah, let's go!" 10-20 seconds later (sometimes less) when said skills are offered to be applied to their own throbbing, horny members...surprise, surprise! Gobble gobble gobble.

Gerg is a renowned cocksucker, and not only for his life-changing oral skills, but his elegant seductions.

by Homo4ever June 7, 2018

Calvin Cocksucker

Skinny prick that admits maplestory is his life. Cry's over a girl when rejected which is very often. Stalks the girls who he likes. Gets very mad when called "kid" also has trouble masturbating due to small penis, he is a very confident young man thinking he's cute when he's nothing close to it. He always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarrassing himself.

Omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he's so cool he must a Calvin Cocksucker opps I meant faggot :3.

by DaJayMan August 17, 2011