Cockshit

Basically anyone or anything that is painful to be around or hear, as much as shitting through the cock, the equivalent of having a child.

Get off the ROAD, COCKSHIT!

by BaneTK October 2, 2007

cocksnot

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.

I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!

by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

cockshitbitch

the most amazing word ever invented by lucas

Shut up cockshitbitch

by yoyoyodaman93yo August 10, 2010

cocksnot

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob

Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Cocksnot

the excess drip after a male ejaculates. It can get stuck to your leg, underware, etc. almost like having a runny nose except from the D!

Requires tissues w aloe and vitamin E.

Dude: “Hey babe, can you hand me the box of tissues?”

Babe: “why what’s wrong?”

Dude: “I have excessive cocksnot after our bang sesh and I need to clean.”

by Donny Skylark January 26, 2019

Cocksnotch

Cocksnotch is a pet name like honey or sweetypie, unless you are referring to Asians
It can also be used as a safeword in bdsm

I miss you my sweet cocksnotch

by ShadesOfPurple February 21, 2020