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Cockmonster

Used to describe a woman who is in an extraordinary way over the top sexually stimulated state of arousal.
Oh my I'm so freakin turned on I'm gonna turn in a cockmonster.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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cockmongle

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.
You're such a cockmongle!
by The Akid June 24, 2009
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cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!
by The Babysat July 18, 2004
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cockmonkey

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.
Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock
by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010
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donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves
Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013
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Cockasourus

An insanely large cock. A cock so big they named a dinosaur after it.
My buddy Jay loves my cockasourus.
by Jugg Meister March 21, 2008
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shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster
by G-DUDE May 30, 2006
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