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The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?
by BOIIIIIbig July 20, 2020
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Defending an elected official, no matter how corrupt, scandalous, or incompetent they are, just because you belong to the same political party.
I can't believe Ne0Cons are still Sucking the Political Cock of George W. Bush. He truly was the Worst President in History.

After kissing a Politician's ass it is only proper to finish him off by Sucking the Political Cock.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 8, 2010
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What you say when you're trying to be edgy.
kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."
by Dubiks August 31, 2018
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The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling
Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment
by Yeetifer June 4, 2022
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when alcohol from many different sources is mixed into one drink, resulting in something that tastes like ass but fucks you up.
Johnny could not empty one particular bottle, so he began sucking on the devils cock instead.
by T mon3y December 1, 2010
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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020
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Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."
by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010
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