The blood clot leftover on your shaft after having sex with your woman right at the beginning or end of her period.
I was banging Lindsay last night, and I forgot she was on the rag. She left a nasty Scarlet Tuna Clump on my meatpipe.
by mtuffguy25 February 26, 2011

when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.
by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019

a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:
taco bell employee: what can i get for you?
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
by taco burritooo October 16, 2010

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.
by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.
Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
by Colegade July 8, 2009

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

dude#1"Hey u get any from that chick yet?"
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."
by senor sombrereo May 21, 2009
