Mister Clunge

"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term

He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

by Anthony Sparkes July 2, 2016

clunge trumpet

When a lady expels air from her clunge hole with force

when i was supermannig that ho she let out a clunge trumpet.

by clunge king April 26, 2009

Clunge Catcher

A clunge catcher is a tool used to catch clunge. The tool can consist of anything that the user may want to use to catch the clunge. Nets, tranquilisers and bear traps are popular among most men. Clunge catching is illegal in most developed countries.

"Hey bro, im off to catch some clunge with my clunge catcher, can I take your net and this bronzed up ripped bloke?"

by PalMatt July 30, 2009

cooter cudgel

A open palmed slap to the female genitals.

The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.

Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

Crudge

The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.

"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."

by Brian Badonde94 March 27, 2017

cudge

A person you just have to hug -

A mixture between a cuddle and a huddle and a hug etc.

damn shes cudgey!

by Michael65334 January 13, 2010

Chudge

Marijuana/Cannabis.

1. "Yo, man come hit this chudge!"

2. "Where the fudge is my chudge?!"

by BoxFullaFlex November 20, 2010