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cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.
Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!
by VegasRudeBoy September 26, 2005
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Clitrus Juice

The acidic juices that flow from a womans vagina during intercourse.
I was eating Clara's furburger and she sprayed me in the eye with her clitrus juice.
by Dungaroo December 10, 2010
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coitus interruptus

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences
Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.
by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003
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necropyrofetalincestualsubaquatic coitus

Having sex with the dead, flaming fetus of your unborn sibling while underwater.
Nick is so into necropyrofetalincestualsubaquatic coitus.
by SouthernGrip69 May 23, 2010
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Clitslap

The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.
"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."
by John the Heeb December 16, 2008
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clitsnot

A slang term for the ejaculatory juice excreted by a female after she climaxes.

AKA: The stuff that comes out when she "cums."
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to clean Laura's clitsnot off my dick last night.
by KickNambpell December 12, 2007
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Coitus Interslaptits

Refers to a form of natural contraception called the pull out method but in this instance when the male is nearing ejaculation intead of pulling out his penis like he and his partner agreed, he slaps her tits and ejaculates deep within her
Jenny: "How on earth did you get pregnant"
Jacky: "My boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslaptits perfectly "

Boyfriend: "Coitus interslaptits?" Also means
Girlfriend: "Coitus interslaptits!" I love you
by RhinoIV November 12, 2014
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