Cletus

a little fucking bitch, a piece of redneck white trash shit.

Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.

by Nick D March 12, 2003

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

cletus

A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"

Cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to "hith betht friend" while denying he was a homosexual.

by Cindy July 29, 2004

cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

cletus

When you see a really ugly girl, and want to put on your soccer shoes and kick her in the face

Damn she's one ugly cletus!

by Jakov O'Soare December 14, 2003

Bo-Cleepus

When you put someone to cleep or someone puts you to cleep

Nate: Bro I'm Bo-Cleepus
Tomothy: WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

by JourneysEnd June 27, 2022

cleatus

A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.

Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.

by Sean Scheele December 26, 2007