calved

when one fades after a nite out or gives up

she's fucking calved

by laura January 31, 2005

claMedia

when a bitch has had her pussy torn so many fucken times that it is infected and is highly contagious

That whore that i fucked last night in the pussy gave me ClaMedia.

by SmallDickJohn April 22, 2018

Clared

A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.

"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"

speaker two-"who's lorem?"

speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"

by breimear April 14, 2010

bear clawed

Verb - To maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium.

I bear clawed Tom after he skinned the bear Andrew.

by Kasper October 1, 2004

Caved

To get rekt or analy raped

Daniel absolutely caved someone on FIFA!

by J Dogg SMFC May 3, 2016

Caved

To get rekt or analy raped

Daniel absolutely caved someone on FIFA!

by J Dogg SMFC May 3, 2016

Claedan

A guy that can be described with one word as loving. He'll do everything he can for the people he loves, and is always faithful and honest. He can sometimes be cheeky and enjoys a laugh with his mates, but is also very serious. He will be passionate about something whether it be music, sport, school, or his career. If you find a guy like Claedan, be sure to say hello.

Girl 1: omg. i was out last night, and i think i totally met a Claedan.

Girl 2: aww thats so cute. howd you know he was a claedan.
Girl 1: well i dropped my purse, and i didnt know. and he came up and gave it back, and then walked me home and he was so sweet.
Girl 2: Wow. I am so jealous.

by ifoundtheone! July 3, 2010