Cantona

Living legend who played for Manchester United otherwise known as god

Ohh... Ah... Cantona!

by Anoymous February 16, 2004

Clapton

to be an ultimate badass at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.

Oh yeah, he's like the Clapton of TV repair.

by Baron Crane July 2, 2006

Clinton job

Another word for blowjob, first used by the Ed Wood of the fanfic world, David Gonterman.

All the artist had to do was write himself into his comic, and his persona got all the Clinton jobs he never received in high school.

by Carne Largo March 15, 2004

clapton

Eric Clapton.
Worshipped by many as a guitar god

....Clapton is god.....

by henry cannabis August 11, 2006

Hillary Robot Clinton

If you are unfortunate enough to hear this boring bitch give a speach then you'd understand.

BLAAA bla BLAAA bla BLAAAA blaa

BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla BLAAA blaa

BLAAAA blaa BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla

she's like a wind up toy from hell

by Dreddy August 30, 2004

Clintoned

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.

Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.

by Matish May 5, 2021

Clinton Corners

Such a small town in New York that nobody really knows where it is.

Jill - Im from Clinton Corners.
Jack - Where the hell is that?
Jill - I dont know...

by Tiff3141592654 December 22, 2008