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Dead Clocking

Killing time.
Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.
Dead Clocking by Sirius. June 20, 2011

cracking one off 

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
cracking one off by Olly J February 6, 2005

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)
Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

Double Clocking 

When you go to look at the time, whether it be on your mobile phone, alarm clock, iPod, Etc. And manage to do everything except check what the time is, forcing you to look at the clock again.
Justin went to check the time on his phone, but checked his messages, resulting in double clocking.
Double Clocking by Kevdogs August 17, 2010

cracking 

Removing copyright protection from copyrighted software. Commonly used to obtain software without paying for it. Cracking is not by inserting a false or used serial number, but to insert other documents and files into the actual program to make it seem like it was registered by a paying customer, when it actually wasn't.
My friend downloaded Microsoft Word, and is cracking it right now.
cracking by Umbepo August 6, 2005

Melon Cracking 

Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins
Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night
Melon Cracking by The blackbird December 20, 2008