Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

by Don Shitty January 13, 2017

meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.

don loves to smoke meat cigars!

by Woodrow May 6, 2003

Dopko Cigar

A cigar made out of any kind of shit, preferably dog and human shit, wrapped up in used notebook paper, and written CIGAR in crayon.

I just bought a Dopko Cigar off of Dopko and it made me throw up after one puff!

by dopko October 27, 2007

bondi cigar

floating faceses you see when swimming

by jeska September 7, 2003

big cigar

A politician who promises to do things for the people and never delivers.

Our Senator is a big cigar and idiot!

by Type2GenomeManiac October 8, 2021

Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.

She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.

by anonymous June 9, 2016

big cigar

A powerful and rich person.

This big cigar is just a slob that doesn't contribute anything to society. He only uses his money for power.

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021