Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

by Don Shitty January 13, 2017

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meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.

by Woodrow May 06, 2003

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A cigar made out of any kind of shit, preferably dog and human shit, wrapped up in used notebook paper, and written CIGAR in crayon.

I just bought a Dopko Cigar off of Dopko and it made me throw up after one puff!

by dopko October 27, 2007

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by jeska September 07, 2003

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While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.

She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.

by anonymous June 09, 2016

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A rich and powerful person who flaunts their wealth.

He's such a Silicon Valley big cigar who doesn't care about anyone but himself.

by Doctor WTF October 07, 2021

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A politician who promises to do things for the people and never delivers.

Our Senator is a big cigar and idiot!

by Type2GenomeManiac October 08, 2021

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