Tobacco rolled in a paper usually w/ a filter and smoked. Marlboro's are good and most of the rest aint that good. i only smoke 1-2 a day, at max 4. i do it socially, when im cold or bored. this way isnt that harmful but when u smoke a pack a day thass bad.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.
I like Marlboro Reds or lights, but ultra lights feel like ur not even smokin. oh ya and i gotta use the word i defined so here it is: cigarette
by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006
Get the cigarettemug. A highly addictive drug weak-minded people smoke as an excuse for their shitty "stressful" lives. Most smokers started up because of peer pressure, since they can't be their own person they have to follow their (supposed) friends' trend and kill themselves, just to fit in.
Many smokers claim "this is my last pack, I'm quitting tomorrow" when in reality, they dont have the willpower and probibly will never quit.
If the smoker goes without one for a few days, they turn into a violent, nasty, spiteful, depressive moaning cunt until they get their daily fix, how very attractive for the oposite sex.
One of the biggest money-grabbing schemes the Government has come up with, by taxing cigarettes so much, not only do they take your hard earned cash, it also fuels their corrupt regimes and funds "the war on terror".
Smokers convince themselves they're in the right, and somehow higher and mightier than non-smokers, because they "dont give a shit" despite their massive money defeceit, smelly clothes, bad breath and ill health. Well, just keep convincing yourselves guys.
Modern cigarettes are packed with chemicals to make the tobacco burn quicker and more addictive so the user will spark up another one straight after, since after 3 drags or so its gone. Now tell me, would you settle for watered-down, low alchoholic beer? I didnt think so either.
The fortunate few who see the error of their ways and quit wondered why they bothered at all, as the negatives easily outweigh the positives. Good for you, you've seen the light.
Many smokers claim "this is my last pack, I'm quitting tomorrow" when in reality, they dont have the willpower and probibly will never quit.
If the smoker goes without one for a few days, they turn into a violent, nasty, spiteful, depressive moaning cunt until they get their daily fix, how very attractive for the oposite sex.
One of the biggest money-grabbing schemes the Government has come up with, by taxing cigarettes so much, not only do they take your hard earned cash, it also fuels their corrupt regimes and funds "the war on terror".
Smokers convince themselves they're in the right, and somehow higher and mightier than non-smokers, because they "dont give a shit" despite their massive money defeceit, smelly clothes, bad breath and ill health. Well, just keep convincing yourselves guys.
Modern cigarettes are packed with chemicals to make the tobacco burn quicker and more addictive so the user will spark up another one straight after, since after 3 drags or so its gone. Now tell me, would you settle for watered-down, low alchoholic beer? I didnt think so either.
The fortunate few who see the error of their ways and quit wondered why they bothered at all, as the negatives easily outweigh the positives. Good for you, you've seen the light.
by mr spanky September 10, 2008
Get the cigarettemug. Smokable cancer that is much needed to survive without doing something completely insane. Also, there is never enough at hand.
by Bitttchhh January 18, 2010
Get the Cigarettesmug. Amount of time taken to smoke a cigarette. One of the non-SI units of time. While still popular within smokers, it has drastically dropped in popularity due to non-smokers and their campaigns. The alternative school of thought proposes it be used as a unit of distance.
"Are you sure the eggs aren't overboiled?" said Anon. "Don't worry bro, it's still got half a cigarette left," said Chad, pointing at his half smoked fag.
by HugoCasalgado March 10, 2020
Get the cigarettemug. 1.Group of under aged boys, relatively middleschool/hughschoolers who always come around asking for things on a daily basis. Usually starts by being cool with an older boy probably a dropout who gets them to skip school and loiter in shopping centers.
2.Kids who come around bothering you because you're close in age and you gave them the time of day.
2.Kids who come around bothering you because you're close in age and you gave them the time of day.
by watanite201 January 6, 2018
Get the Cigarettesmug. Something that weak minded people start doing in order to fit in or feel cool, because they arent interesting enough to do so on their own, then continue despite them tasting like crap and making them sick The smoker continues until they get addicted enough that the taste becomes good to them.
Knowing full well that the habit will kill them, most likely sometime between age 35 and 55, the young smoker makes many attempts to quit, failing over and over, because like said, they are weak minded.
The cigarettes become a crutch for people not mentally tough enough to handle their own problems, and said smokers trick themselves into thinking that smoking makes them feel less stressed.
Despite the fact that the average smoker attempts to quit at least 10 times in their lifetime, they will act like they enjoy doing it and dont want to stop. This is because they want to trick themselves and others into thinking that they smoke because they enjoy it, rather than because they are too weak of a person to stop.
Smokers are completely oblivious to the fact that the brands that they are loyal to are proudly profiting off of killing them.
Many young women start smoking because they think it will make them thinner, and are too lazy to jog or eat correctly. These women are typically not smart enough to understand that the 80% of people who don't smoke will find the nasty teeth, pre-mature aging, terrible smell, terrible taste when kissing, constant coughing and sicknesses to be far more unattractive than the 10 pounds that they lost.
Dont be mean to smokers, feel bad for them, like you would for a whale that accidentally beaches itself trying to find fish.
Knowing full well that the habit will kill them, most likely sometime between age 35 and 55, the young smoker makes many attempts to quit, failing over and over, because like said, they are weak minded.
The cigarettes become a crutch for people not mentally tough enough to handle their own problems, and said smokers trick themselves into thinking that smoking makes them feel less stressed.
Despite the fact that the average smoker attempts to quit at least 10 times in their lifetime, they will act like they enjoy doing it and dont want to stop. This is because they want to trick themselves and others into thinking that they smoke because they enjoy it, rather than because they are too weak of a person to stop.
Smokers are completely oblivious to the fact that the brands that they are loyal to are proudly profiting off of killing them.
Many young women start smoking because they think it will make them thinner, and are too lazy to jog or eat correctly. These women are typically not smart enough to understand that the 80% of people who don't smoke will find the nasty teeth, pre-mature aging, terrible smell, terrible taste when kissing, constant coughing and sicknesses to be far more unattractive than the 10 pounds that they lost.
Dont be mean to smokers, feel bad for them, like you would for a whale that accidentally beaches itself trying to find fish.
1. I'm having a really bad day, but I'm too much of a pussy to handle it like a man, so I'll go smoke a cigarette until the problem goes away.
2. I've tried to be interesting and entertaining, but I'm just not cool enough. I guess the only way to appear interesting is to get used to the taste of poison.
3. liek omg im so ugly bcuz i have a few pounds of fat on my stomac i shud smoek cigz so ill lose it then ill look good omg
4. Hey, I thought smoking cigarettes would make me look pretty, why do I look 40 already?? And why does my voice sound like a 80 year old on life support?
5. Whoops, I just spent the past 20 years trying to convince myself that i didn't want to quit smoking, now I'm 38 and have been told that I have 1 year to live. Would have been nice to see my children graduate, but this early death was totally worth being a slave and feeling like crap for 20 years!
2. I've tried to be interesting and entertaining, but I'm just not cool enough. I guess the only way to appear interesting is to get used to the taste of poison.
3. liek omg im so ugly bcuz i have a few pounds of fat on my stomac i shud smoek cigz so ill lose it then ill look good omg
4. Hey, I thought smoking cigarettes would make me look pretty, why do I look 40 already?? And why does my voice sound like a 80 year old on life support?
5. Whoops, I just spent the past 20 years trying to convince myself that i didn't want to quit smoking, now I'm 38 and have been told that I have 1 year to live. Would have been nice to see my children graduate, but this early death was totally worth being a slave and feeling like crap for 20 years!
by IamNotaDumbass August 4, 2009
Get the cigarettemug. Very addictive drug that is deadly for the one smoking and anyone unfortunate enough to be around them. It is more powerful than family bonds. It causes the addict to stink long after the cigarette was snubbed out. They can trigger migraines as well.
I'm sorry Brenda, I'll have to drive a separate vehicle fifty miles to our sister's house as your cigarette smoking could trigger one of my migraines. Brenda say's "Ok, Betty. I'll drive my car and you can drive yours. I cannot do without my cigs that long. It would be nice to have your company but the cigarettes are my life."
Doris paid fifty dollars an ounce for that perfume only to smell like a nasty cigarette.
Doris paid fifty dollars an ounce for that perfume only to smell like a nasty cigarette.
by Playon August 27, 2006
Get the cigarettesmug.