Christel Ann

You can charm somebody, specific a teacher. You have a bestfriend that has the first letter E. And if you hang out or are bestfriends with someone else then shes fake. (Mabye her first letter is V? Then shes just using you to be popular. And you hang with E (your best friend) just because she is best and yeah. And you got popular of her, you didnt want to be but anything for E!! E+C=life goals. And E (you bestfriend) needs to have brown hair! Like E (your bestfriend)

Bestfriend: stop eating that! U will Get fat!
Christel Ann: please -cry-
Bestfriend : Ugh, you cry baby

by Soyeahidontknow March 16, 2020

Sladen Christensen

AKA, barcode known for his penut butter addictions, and known for enjoying deep fried bologna sandwiches, enjoys letting his jungle grow, and chasing around the local mud-crickets. Also jnow for Fetashishes with the lukes.

I caught Sladen Christensen with Sarah Luke behind Carls Jr last friday

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022

hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.

1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.

by sarah March 12, 2005

hayden christensen

A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta

Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple

by meadowmuffinofjoytittytwister July 20, 2008

Christmess

All the junk that's cluttering up the house after Christmas.

Christmess, Wrapping paper, bows, stale treats

by Biff_Malibu December 28, 2009

christensening

The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.

They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.

by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010

Christmess

The offense engendered by wishing someone a Merry Christmas when they're actually celebrating a Happy Hannukah or just having a Happy Holiday.

How should I know that sending my friend, Isaac, that "Merry Christmas" text message would make such a christmess?

by WuNate July 21, 2008