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Chumpy chicken

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken
by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014
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Chompfch

1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing

sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.

2. Ç̶̜̦̲̱̭͙͉̗̭̯̪̰͛͑́̑̊̑̎̆̈̈́̽̆̚Ḩ̶̲͇̗͔͖̰̣̲̖̭̙́̓̋͆̒̎̍̐͊̾̂̂̚͜Ǫ̵̡̞͚̩̻̖̰͎̪̫͍̐̎̀̀̓̅̌̓͂͛͂͘̕͜M ̨̧͉̰̼̜̗̣͈̬̲͇̀̈́̐̈̓͗͊̊̽̑͑͝͠ͅP̶̗̹̣͎̖̞̯̣̦̻̙̺͊̈́͛͌̐̌́̈́̃͌͑̎͗ͅF̶̢̨̡̛̜̮̮̫͈̼̻̙̮̰̽̓͗̑̓̏̏́́̈́͊͝C̵̡̲̝͓̘̞͚̟̪͔̗̻̟̑̑̂͑̾̂͊̑̅̾͑͘͠Ḩ̴̨̨͕̜͉̯̗̺̣̭͖̖̅̆̈́́͐͐̓͋̈́̏̈̚͝ ̶̰̮͔̙͉̠̤̘̠̪̳̲̃̓̎̐̀̉͌̓̄͂͗͘͝ͅŢ̵̺͚͇̜͓̳͇͓̝͓̖͑̊̀́̃̈́͋̽̔̆͘͜͝͝H̶̡̘̺͉̺͇͙̖̻͙̤̓̔̄̀͆̓̿̈͛̊̕͘͜͜͝E̴̘̳͙̗̙̙͖̬̖̹̹̜̐͐̓̂̽͗͋͋̂̈́̓̕͝ͅ ̴̨̥͎̫͚̳͓̯̹̼͖̱̈́͑͗͒̅̌̇̔̄̿̾̕͠ͅS̴̨̡̱̲̫̘͕̫̦̙͈͚̩͒̅̑́̾̊͛͐̀́̃̎͘Ǫ̶̤̘̞͙͍̰̰̤̺̮͓̣͋̊̂̆̂̍̎̆̏̈̑̚͝Ṵ̵̫͍͉͉͚͉͈͇̜̫͈̯̏͑̆̈́̅͆̔̂͆́́͌̚L ̢̢̥̖̹̯̼̝̝͔͎͙̈͛̃̂̇̃̀̏͗̂̌̏̕͜S̵̡̩̺̯̱͓͚̻̼͇̙͓̊̾͆͒͒͑̑̃̐̿̒̕͜͠ ̶̧̨̯̞̝̲̯͔̣̣͔̼̦̾̔̈̈̈́͋͋̍̑̊̉̉͝Ǫ̴̢̝̺̩̜͕̺͕̙̘̹̓́̀͌͋̄̿͌̈́́̃̀̕͜F ̡̛̛͚̟̣̱̺̰͈̳̠͍̯̖̄̃̉́̋͌̐̊̔̈́͝ ̢̢̢͓̞̮̫̣̠̲̘̉͑͂̃̎͂̄̽́͑̚͠͝ͅͅT ̧̦̹̭͈̻̰͔̣̩̤̭̻̈͒́̈́̍̏͑͂͐͐͛̄̚Ḩ̴̨̢̞͕̖͎̱̗̝̰̦̤̍̇͂͂̔͑̈́̋̽͘̕͝͠E̴̲̻͍̗̘͎̼̣͉̩̦̖̗̊̄͋̒̓́̄̄̅̈́̉̋̕ ̫̦̹̱͕͔̩̻̙͉̣̟͚̏̓̑̀̃̓̈́̎̍͐́̎͘I ̨̡̡̗̼̙̞̜͉̬̻̪̜̊͆͊̓͂̂̆̽̊̽̽̓̕N̴̨̞̠̺͎̭̗͚̖̼̼͙͒̏̂̌̔̂̈̈́̀͆̎̕͜͝N̵̡̗͍̫̮̦̮̯̜̺̙͗́͗́̏̀͂̀͑̕̚͝͝ͅͅO ̡̱̺͇̠̜͍͔̮̮̼̣̰͒́̍͐̊̆̀̈́̄͘̚͠͝C ̡̢̢̢̩̫̟̳̼̦̦̞̃̋̉̿̑̐̏̒͂̂͘͝͝ͅE̵̛͙̯̬̖̞̟̪̯̟̮͇̟͐̋̓̍́͋̉̂̃͛̕͝ͅN ̢̢̢̨̨̛̰̤̺͖̘͔̳̖̓͌́͊́̍͋͌͑̈̕͠T̵̡̡͓̤͈̻̳̘̯̱͎̞̟̋̓͌̔͆́̓̍̋̂͗̐̚ ̢̛͔̹͍̯̙̦͎̪̙̪̻̼̾͑̆̒̈́̿̒͑͊̀͋̑B̵̛͎͈͙͓̙̰͔̭̞͙̙͍̿̈̐̊͑̈͊̂͗̎̕̕ͅĘ̶͚̫͙̲̥̣̠̮̗̲̤̱͛̌̿̍̎̆̓̃̄̂͐̃̃E ̛̻͎̪̗̠̰͍̞̦̤̳̘̍͑̂̒̑̈́̎̈́͗͑̏͝ͅS̵̛̞͇͙͉͎͍̝͇͈̦͉̪̃̐́̒̏͌̌̄̍͗̽͘ͅ
Barry chompfched the wet bees he slurped from his cup.
by Trotrwastaken May 30, 2018
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