suck on a chode

suck a small and wide dick

"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode

by willdic April 26, 2016

Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

Backseat chicken choker

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.

Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.

by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015

Chode Wieser

Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.

Man he's an Asshole,

No he's just a Chode Wieser...

by FudgeEyeNuh August 30, 2009

Chode-Abode

If you're a dude and actually have a chode, his would be your dwelling, the place where you reside aka. The Pad.

1- "Ladies welcome to our Chode-Abode, please kick your shoes off and make yourselves at home."
2- "Yo, these Bitches be straight trippin tryin to decorate our Chode-Abode thinkin they own the place!"

by ChintzyAssHo April 20, 2013

siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014

Chode o morph

A Chode o morph is an aussie term for a person who has a short stocky person and an absolute drop kick

look at that chode o morph hehe

by Maxii B xx July 27, 2017