The act of shoving one’s penis through an empanada into a woman’s asshole while simultaneously slapping her ass cheeks with a sandal that has been dipped in empanada sauce.
by Brain Earmuffs May 20, 2020
Two or more people are needed and at least one of them male to accomplish this act. The male is pleasured in any way and when he is ready to release his semen he does so spreading it over the abdomen of the second person. Then the first male or another party lies on top of the second person in a 69 position and they please each other orally. All the while the man's semen is trapped between them.
John got to witness two women perform the Chilean Snack Pie after having skeet satisfactorily on them.
by hermionestranger June 26, 2009
A sexual experience which finally happens after prolonged flirtation for months. The sex goes on for days. And in the process you "bore down" into each others souls and connect on the deepest most spiritual level.
Dude, it was intense. We had like this epic John/Yoko bed-in all weekend. It was like primal ,caveman, stuff-I-thought-I-could-only-discover-in-therapy-sex. It was a real Chilean Miner.
John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.
John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.
by justsitthereandstare October 14, 2010
Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo
by 00(-7) October 16, 2010
When two naked men stand facing each other with a woman on her knees between them. Each of the men's penis is pointed at the sides of the woman's face. She begins to jerk them off until ones fires the first shot.
I was at a party, and this girl was giving me a handjob, and my buddy walked in... She started jerking him off too! It was like a chilean arms race.
by nocturnalAA January 8, 2013
stick a power washer up your ass to make yourself vomit feces, sending projectile poop through a tennis racquet into a crowd
i showed my buddies how to do a chilean chocolate sprinkler last night. it hurts like hell but its funny as fuck
by bassplayer2493 November 7, 2009
The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!
My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!
by Mike the plug October 25, 2010