Cheeseball

A person who often says corny things at the wrong times, thinking they are funny and cool. Usually can be found wearing the typical cheeseball attire: polo shirts that are too tight with a possible popped collar, shoes that are supposedly Italian leather, and hair with enough gel in it to start a small housefire.

Me: Man, that Wesley Turner guy sure is a cheeseball.

Kevin: Yeah, almost as bad as Jody Cataldo.

by DboyFresh March 18, 2009

Strawberry Cheesecake

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.

After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake

by Phish September 1, 2003

cheesewank

A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.

Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe

by JD BG April 12, 2005

Cheesecake Whore

A cheesecake whore is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic.

Damn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake whore, hit that shit, and be out.

by Patrick N May 28, 2006

cheesecake

1. A dessert pie with filling made from soft cheese such as ricotta, Philadelphia or farmer's cheese. Commonly lemon or vanilla flavored, baked without top crust and often topped with fruit. (Technically a pie, not a cake, since it is unleavened and contains little or no flour)

2. A genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940's, often featuring modest poses by movie starlets displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake dessert.

3. (Hence) Any pictures, modeling, posing or shooting for glamour photography or softcore porn.

4. (From above) Anything that is soft, sweet and enjoyable.

Okay, Baby-- show me a little cheesecake.

Thanks for telling me about this cheesecake job opportunity.

by Mac Person July 11, 2006

Bloody Cheesecake

The act of ejaculating on the face of the individual you are having sex with, then proceding to punch them in the face, giving them a bloody nose.

I gave that chick a bloody cheese cake last night, she didn't stick around long after that.

by huzzah October 27, 2004

Cheesewagon

The Cheesewagon, also known as the Cheezwagon, Chezewagon, etc. is a form of transportation, primarily to and from school during grades K-12. IE, the Schoolbus.

Kid 1: Hey, 2 kids got into a fight on the cheesewagon on the way to school.
Kid 2: Whoa!

by JATO457 June 19, 2011