the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

spic-chucking

When an illegal immigrant gets pulled from a hospital, placed on a plane and tossed back to his/her own country.

Did anybody put a parachute on that brain-damaged guy when they were spic-chucking him out of the plane over Guatemala after he left the hospital in Florida?

by izzafartsmeller July 27, 2009

Check-in chicken

A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.

- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.

by bugpower October 19, 2015

checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004

Chocking

The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots

Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"

by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018

Dubsy Checking'

To "double check".

"Hey just dubsy checking', but we're still going to fuck tonight.. right?

by Aesthetics February 23, 2011

Rod Checking

Revving the engine of a vehicle until the redline as a test to make sure everything holds together when running.

Driver 1: Have you been Rod Checking your motor?
Driver 2: If those rods stay in the motor they passed the check, if they come out the oil pan... well you know...
Driver 1: At least you're Rod Checking it. Better now than on the track.

by nascarlo February 3, 2018