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I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.
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From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"
From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"
From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"
by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009
Get the a ghost of a chance mug.Canice is the name of the most caring person you will ever meet , he will do anything for the people he loves. Canice will never fail to put a smile on your face and make you laugh. There isn't many people with a name like his , he is extremely rare and hard to find anyone like him. He loves being spontaneous and going on random adventures. He has a heart of gold, so if you come across a canice make sure you keep him in your life.
by buddy robins January 12, 2021
Get the Canice mug.The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
by DKapp October 8, 2013
Get the no chance Lance mug.To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011
Get the The Polish Chance mug.ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics
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Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!
Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
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