snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

chancing

a Filipino slang word for secretly peeking, or slyly touching restricted body parts. It means that you use a "chance" to do the deed. Usually done on a friendly manner that makes it less offensive.

friends hugging
Girl: dude, did you touch my boobs?
Boy: no, must've by accident.
Girl: you're chancing me
Boy: not at all, (he was totally was)

by sore-eyes March 26, 2010

pierre de la chance

When three French men have sex, the man in the middle is "pierre de la chance."

Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!

by Revchu March 31, 2004

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

Chancy

Contraction of the french word 'chic' and its english translation 'fancy'

-There are kings and queens at that party

- Waauw that is one chancy party

by Sensasion July 19, 2012

chancelle

Fun loving girl who can get on your nerves. French word from the root elle meaning beautiful.

chancelle's coming over make sure you bring ear plugs

by rayelle October 21, 2011

chancla

A weapon a that a Mexican mom uses to beat her well behaved children with. A chancla also has to be mastered before you use it. Not a foot wear. no its a deadly weapon.

Child : Mom I got a B+ on my test
Mom : What the- ? * throws chancla *
Child : * cries * Why did you do that ?!
Mom : I only accept A+ .

by 408chanel January 25, 2019