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Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test
No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist December 22, 2021
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My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
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cells

cells are life. literally, they’re the basic unit of life! cells are really cool and they’re made of organelles.
cells are amazing!! do you like cells?
by AnnabethJackson May 15, 2018
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Brain Cells

The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.
Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!
by SomethingCool51 July 25, 2012
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brain cells

The cells found in your brain.
aka: what you lose after smoking weed.
Going out to kill some more brain cells.
by BrittanySmith:) August 3, 2007
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cellphone chirping

The chirping-like noise produced through speakers when you're about to receive a phone call at your cellphone or you're in the "searching for networks" thing and you're standing next to a sound source such as a radio, a hi-fi, your PC's speakers etc.
- Oops, cellphone chirping I hear...
- It must be mine, I left it near the speaker over there...

- Aw man move yer cellpone away of my desk, it's chirping!

- Yeah but no phone call coming in, it's just trying to catch signal.
by Achilles M. Peklaris April 8, 2011
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cellphone

by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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