crunkle

A substance or tool used to smoke marijauana. Either a pipe, or a shoot.

Take a killa toke from that crunkle.

by Rob Barrett August 23, 2005

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.

Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!

by payaso420 September 22, 2012

crunkle

A creepy uncle, the kind who hits on friends of his niece

Emma limited her Crunkle's access to her facebook page because she knew he would only use it check out her hottie college friends.

by dunkalicious January 17, 2008

Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

by roflpastry July 23, 2009

Crunkle

A word that describes the thin film of dead skin and saliva on either side of the corner of your mouth.

She has crunkle on her lips.

by Shively July 11, 2007

Carbunkled

To be completely outdone/outplayed e.g. mugged/destroyed

Michael got absolutely carbunkled at the football game last night.

by alex._.k March 15, 2019

curfunkle

A type of problem where you fail to rizz up women

Man, David is a curfunkle. This girl shit him down 10 times”

by The uncurfunkler December 7, 2023