cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

by Stang July 8, 2011

Carnoopolous

Adj. Hippie way of saying something is extremely funny.

Guy 1: Dude, your new Mitsubishi is totally carnoopolous! HAHA
Guy 2: Why did you think I bought it?!

by Alex3Z September 2, 2015

caroot

A horses penis

Hillbilly 1: In alabama we only eat caroots

Hillbilly 2:Damn strait my caroot is the biggest

by Caroot Farmer February 16, 2019

cardboardhydrates

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.

Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates

by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019

cadooba

womens area.

''women tinkle with their cadoobas''

by cadoobaqueen July 7, 2022

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010