prank caller

someone who calls people just to mess with them. usually targets business, less talented prankers target residences by calling, and then hanging up when someone answers. The Comedy Central show Crank Yankers is about real-life prank calls, acted out by puppets.

Hey, let's call Moe's!!

Whoa man, i'm no prank caller!

by clarise December 23, 2005

colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006

Calderic

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

by Stylinfag March 21, 2013

Calvert County

Calvert County, MD means different things to different people. Bordered by the Chesapeake Bay and the Pataxuent River, Calvert County is attracting wealthy, Volvo-driving liberals who like to sail on the Chesapeake Bay and send there kids to prep schools like Key School and Calverton School. They work in Washington or Annapolis and play/sleep in Calvert County on the weekends. For the locals, Calvert County is made up of bitter farmers who don't like them city folk stealin' theirland.

Calvert County resident post 1985: "Let's hop in the BMW, pick up some steamed crabs, and eat them on the boat.

Calvert County local: "Damn newcomers takin' my land! I can't go huntin' where I want no more!"

by Annapolitan December 28, 2005

No-caller

A person who never picks up the phone or never calls anyone, instead relying on text messages to communicate.

Elijah is such a no-caller, whenever I call him, he doesnt respond until I text him.

by Eialjh October 15, 2010

caldera

Usually a last name but this person is very outgoing, straight forward, and isn’t afraid to speak their mind. This person is athletic and loves to play soccer. This person is the most selfless person you will ever meet , they are the best listeners and best advice givers. This person always looks out for family and friends and keeps their more important people close. This person will always put her loved ones before her and has a huge heart! A caldera is a unique person , you’d be dumb to let a caldera go

“Dude I wanna marry a caldera!”

by Imalwaysrightduh July 5, 2018

midnight caller

Someone who calls you during the middle of the night wanting to participate in sexual activities.

Hey dave, that psyco chick with the one leg is a midnight caller.

by yolonathan January 14, 2018