Calum

My Husband

MEHH HUSBAND CALUM

by ..urMom. October 4, 2016

Calumptuous

(Cal-ump-chew-us) adjective - being both voluptuous and presumptious simultaneously

I know you've got amazing curves but you don't have to be calumptuous about it...

by Orca July 31, 2008

Calumy

A tremendous word of orgasmic pleasure and supreme happiness. The ultimate feeling and sensation. Calumy symbolises the best thing ever. Only a few gurus and intellects have achieved this feeling, included Binyon. Calumy is used in north west chester as a ghetto word and is used frequently, although many are not worthy. (used by many clans such as emos, chavs, binyonos and moshers)

We have saved the world, you are calumy!!!

Not even Ghandi is calumy!!!!

my, steve that sexual intercourse was fine, you were almost calumy!!!

I would pay everything to be calumy!!

I can turn cheese into water.....wow you are calumy!!! ohhhh

maaaate...thats calumy

Get that guy!!! are you joking?? hes calumy

by John mcchicken December 24, 2008

calum

(n) Someone who cannot get over themselves.
(v) to fumble

"Don't be such a calum."
"Wow, he really calumed that up!"

by Beedo Beedo Beedo October 28, 2013

Calum

A dirty-mouthed male who uses a girl for at least a year, be warned.

Dude, he used you, he's a total Calum.

by omgitzmenaawww October 23, 2011

calum

mi beautifull sexc buff boom ting
es changd ma life round we dnt gt as much time as we wnt 2 alone tho so evrytime we do its special

bredrin1''yo i hear she still all luvd up wit cal''
bredrin2'' yup nd es da same''

by ?? May 22, 2004

Caluming

To eat 10 donuts or more

"Yeah I'm totally gonna start caluming everyday"

by Random5soslover September 15, 2016