Cabanagram

A work-related message urgent enough to send while on vacation, from a cabana on the beach.

"Bill sent a cabanagram about this deal, you'd better get on that ASAP."

by dhowitzer September 3, 2021

Kiara Caban

The best friend you'll ever meet. She is truly a kind-hearted person with wonderful advice. I truly don't know what I would do without her. She's always been there for me and I know I can trust her with anything (mostly). She's like my other half and I love her so much.

Kiara Caban is the best friend I'll ever have

by redrasberry1234 September 3, 2021

cabana boy

Nice, hot, young boy (race and income unimportant) who serves mine-or yours, should you choose- every whim. And I mean every whim.

"Oh Cabana Boy!!! I think I need another lime in this avacado daiquiri! And really, you must remove those wet swim trunks! They must bee so constricting!

by crackerjillian June 16, 2005

lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009

Camila Cabello

Karla Camila Cabello Estrabao, aka the best human being on earth. I don't think you'll ever meet somebody who can feel emotion like her, in all aspects. She can feel hurt like no other, but she can feel love like no other. She's amazing, she's just so funny and so awesome and so enthusiastic like, she will bring any negative situation you have and just make it positive which is really cool.

Me: Hey did you hear Camila Cabello's new unreleased song called Scar Tissue?
Friend: YEa!! her speech on stage made me so emotional
ME: i know right?!
Friend: AAHHH
me: AAAHHH

by camilaisbae November 11, 2018

cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.

"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."

by Kelly November 18, 2004

Cable Chatter

The rancorous, full contact , and often brazenly partisan haranguing displayed on cable news networks (i.e. CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS). The phrase was popularized by President Obama during an NBC interview.

Olbermann: Lets cut the Cable Chatter and get serious. America needs real solutions.

Hannity: cut taxes...cut taxes....

Olbermann: But America needs to fund road repairs and medicaid.

Hannity: Cut Taxes... Ronald Reagan...Cut taxes...

Olbermann: But public schools and Veteran Hospitals?

Hannity: CUT TAXES!!! Democrats are SOCIALISTS!!!! Reaaaaagaaaaaan!!!!

by sounds elcectic June 4, 2009