Cocklid

noun: Cocklid; plural noun: Cocklidians
an irrelevant homo-sapien who tends to repetitively input random insignificant phrases and topics into group discussions. Usually the main subjects of roasting, they thrive off conflict and dwell in distant lands as a means of education. Removal of them from groups leads to an unexpressed inner feeling of absence and depression within other members.

Origin : Early 21st century: from South Western Sydney English, from cock‘ male chicken with abnormal walking patterns’ + lid ‘top of an object, ’

"Broooooooo bought a bottle of water today was heeectic,"
'Shutup, Cocklid.'

by Dogster20 May 13, 2016

hot cocklate

When one dips ones erect penis in melted chocolate and lets it harden and then recieves a blowjob.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted some hot cocklate.

by ComDaddy November 2, 2015

Cocklate

A slang term used for chocolate that tastes like a penis.

Cheyanne thought that the cocklate tasted delicious.

by HerDefiantMajesty May 29, 2009

cocklock

A male chastity device, such as the cb-2000.

The groom was doomed to frustration when his wife put him in a cocklock on their honeymoon.

by maestrogrande January 3, 2007

cocklunch

One who eats cock for lunch, or, performs fellatio on males quite frequently.

1."Hey Cocklunch!!"
2."Steve, you're such a freakin cocklunch!"
3."I do declare Beatrice, pardon my rudeness, but you are quite the cocklunch!"

by camdaddy November 30, 2004

[Cockland]

A pejorative name for Rockland, Maine.

I got some dome from some ho in Cockland.

by SKINGS January 14, 2009

cocklizard

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.

Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "

by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006