Cocklid 

noun: Cocklid; plural noun: Cocklidians
an irrelevant homo-sapien who tends to repetitively input random insignificant phrases and topics into group discussions. Usually the main subjects of roasting, they thrive off conflict and dwell in distant lands as a means of education. Removal of them from groups leads to an unexpressed inner feeling of absence and depression within other members.

Origin : Early 21st century: from South Western Sydney English, from cock‘ male chicken with abnormal walking patterns’ + lid ‘top of an object, ’

"Broooooooo bought a bottle of water today was heeectic,"
'Shutup, Cocklid.'

Cocklid by Dogster20 May 13, 2016

Cockled Over 

When you are walking and your ankle painfully moves to an uncomfortable angle, this happens when you come off e.g a curb or step. This is a Hull word which is used nowhere else in the world.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you limping?"
Person 2:" Well I just cockled over as I came off that curb over there."

Cockled Over by some hull lass 😎 August 27, 2016

Cockidile 

A woman who displays use of teeth when giving oral pleasure

Man that bitch tore up my dick, she’s a total cockidile

Cockidile by Noah-Logan-Sweterbucket June 5, 2019

cocklifters 

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.

Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.

cocklifters by krass baker January 8, 2009

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cocklisp

When a person attempts to talk with a penis inserted in their mouth or sounds like they have a penis in mouth when speaking.

That lady sounded like she had a cocklisp.

Cocklisp by Noicore June 23, 2010

cockriding 

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.

Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.

cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020