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Cocklid

noun: Cocklid; plural noun: Cocklidians
an irrelevant homo-sapien who tends to repetitively input random insignificant phrases and topics into group discussions. Usually the main subjects of roasting, they thrive off conflict and dwell in distant lands as a means of education. Removal of them from groups leads to an unexpressed inner feeling of absence and depression within other members.

Origin : Early 21st century: from South Western Sydney English, from cock‘ male chicken with abnormal walking patterns’ + lid ‘top of an object, ’
"Broooooooo bought a bottle of water today was heeectic,"
'Shutup, Cocklid.'
by Dogster20 May 13, 2016
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Cockled Over

When you are walking and your ankle painfully moves to an uncomfortable angle, this happens when you come off e.g a curb or step. This is a Hull word which is used nowhere else in the world.
Person 1: "Hey, why are you limping?"
Person 2:" Well I just cockled over as I came off that curb over there."
by some hull lass 😎 August 27, 2016
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A woman who displays use of teeth when giving oral pleasure
Man that bitch tore up my dick, she’s a total cockidile
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cocklifters

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
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cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy
His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
by Aliy May 15, 2006
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Cocklisp

When a person attempts to talk with a penis inserted in their mouth or sounds like they have a penis in mouth when speaking.
That lady sounded like she had a cocklisp.
by Noicore June 23, 2010
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cockriding

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.
Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020
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