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Comfort Rudder

When you give another guy a handjob, thinking that's how you do a Dutch Rudder. It's a fucking common mistake.
Guy 1: Dutch Rudder! Dutch Rudder!
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail
by Cumfirst October 8, 2009
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Comfort Tree

A tree used for comfort or seggs.
Person A: Look it's a comfort tree
Person B: Nice comfort tree
by random-guy123456789 April 19, 2021
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comfort hat

A hat that's permanently worn in public by men in their 20s and 30s that are going bald, but aren't ready to show the world that they're bald.
Person 1: "I haven't seen Larry without a hat in 5 years."
Person 2: "It's his comfort hat. He's not ready to show the world that he's bald"

Person 1: "He should just go bald sometimes without a hat. Bald is beautiful."
person 2: "He should be like Jeff and just accept that he's bald. Jeff doesn't wear a comfort hat. Sometimes he wears a hat--but he also goes out in public bald and hatless."
by doctorsupreme May 24, 2022
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Comfort Streamer

A streamer you enjoy watching and that brings a smile to your face
Strawml is my comfort streamer I love watching her on twitch
by Strawml simp lmao January 29, 2021
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comfort room

The comfort room is not comfortable at all; it is dirty beyond tolerance.
by uttam maharjan December 30, 2010
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Comfort anime

An anime series that you love to watch, you feel safe, comfortable and relaxed whenever you watch it.
One piece’ is my ‘comfort anime’. What’s yours?
by Bullshiiale February 12, 2021
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comfort shorts

A pair of comfortable cotton shorts, sometimes can be bought as part of a Comfort Set which includes comfort shorts and a t-shirt. Usually worn around the home but are suitable on a short trip to the corner store for bread and milk. Could also be worn to pick up takeaway on a Friday night.
"Man, what a day. Where the heck are my comfort shorts?"
"Hun you look hot in those comfort shorts but they're probably not the best thing to wear to the movies tonight"
by ninjamaster February 28, 2013
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