After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 08, 2021
2 guys clenching their fist
by Huang222773 May 06, 2022
When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024
When a British person either
a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
by TheSnazzyJacket March 05, 2021
John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
by verny1234567890 January 03, 2012
Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.
"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.
by HELLO BROOKLYN! March 22, 2018