A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
by 223s908 December 3, 2019
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by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020
Get the Santa Claus mug.China Claus is the fictitious person who brings a Christmas gift in which the contents disclaimer reads, “Specific colors and contents may yary from illustrations, pls in kind prevail.”
Wow! Look at these amazing toothbrushes that China Claus brought me! Good thing I know how to brush my teeth because these directions don’t make any sense!
by Chadfish December 24, 2020
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Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.
Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.
by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021
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by N. Bading November 19, 2006
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by he's a sick one that satan December 28, 2005
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Ruthie and Mary decided to exchange their gifts on Hanni-Claus day, which happened to fall on the Saturday after Hannukah this year.
by lap1126 October 16, 2010
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