Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

by Don Shitty December 21, 2016

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meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.

by Woodrow May 06, 2003

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A cigar made out of any kind of shit, preferably dog and human shit, wrapped up in used notebook paper, and written CIGAR in crayon.

I just bought a Dopko Cigar off of Dopko and it made me throw up after one puff!

by dopko October 11, 2007

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by jeska September 08, 2003

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A politician who promises to do things for the people and never delivers.

Our Senator is a big cigar and idiot!

by Type2GenomeManiac October 08, 2021

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This big cigar is just a slob that doesn't contribute anything to society. He only uses his money for power.

by Givmefweedum October 08, 2021

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A rich and powerful person who flaunts their wealth.

He's such a Silicon Valley big cigar who doesn't care about anyone but himself.

by Doctor WTF October 07, 2021

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