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Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.
Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?
by Don Shitty January 13, 2017
mugGet the Cigar Fishmug.

meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.
by Woodrow May 6, 2003
mugGet the meat cigarmug.

Dopko Cigar

A cigar made out of any kind of shit, preferably dog and human shit, wrapped up in used notebook paper, and written CIGAR in crayon.
I just bought a Dopko Cigar off of Dopko and it made me throw up after one puff!
by dopko October 27, 2007
mugGet the Dopko Cigarmug.

bondi cigar

floating faceses you see when swimming
by jeska September 7, 2003
mugGet the bondi cigarmug.

Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.
She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.
by anonymous June 9, 2016
mugGet the Hitler's Cigarmug.

big cigar

A rich and powerful person who flaunts their wealth.
He's such a Silicon Valley big cigar who doesn't care about anyone but himself.
by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021
mugGet the big cigarmug.

big cigar

This big cigar is just a slob that doesn't contribute anything to society. He only uses his money for power.
by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021
mugGet the big cigarmug.

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