The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.
Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?
by Don Shitty January 13, 2017

by Woodrow May 6, 2003

A cigar made out of any kind of shit, preferably dog and human shit, wrapped up in used notebook paper, and written CIGAR in crayon.
by dopko October 27, 2007

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.
by anonymous June 9, 2016

by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021

This big cigar is just a slob that doesn't contribute anything to society. He only uses his money for power.
by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021
