champagne problems

the 2nd track off of taylor swift’s 9th album, evermore.

champagne problems is one of the best tracks on evermore.

by goldrushhh December 17, 2020

Champion Bubbler

A Caribbean slang term for a woman who can move her butt in a way that will get a man very aroused.

Man i was at the club dancing with a champion bubbler last night and she had me cock on hard

by aluvnit February 3, 2010

Champin it

When you do are doing something amazing and everybody admires you for it.This can be done while drinking and partying or in sports and video games.Also it can be when your bud is doing something for your benefit.

Look at that kid, hes just champin it over there, hes probably drank like 15 beers and hes still givin er.

That kid just champed it and jumped on the fumble.

I'm just champin it right nao i got a running riot.

Hes definitely champing it, he took the fat chick while i got her hot friend, way to take one for the team.

by xxEMOxxxxJK!! January 26, 2009

trumpcentration camps

Facilities across the United States used to incarcerate Hispanic minority families for not being white and/or not being able to speak English fluently.

President Donald Trump has ordered that all Hispanic families be put into Trumpcentration camps (aka "modern day concentrstion camps") where Hispanics will enjoy being separated from their family members and be placed behind bars for undisclosed amounts of time and be served peanut butter burritos.

by Paco4u June 22, 2018

Lurgan Champagne

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

champagne problems

champagne problems is the second track on Taylor swift’s album evermore. It’s a song where longtime college sweethearts had very different plans for the same night, one to end it all and one who brought a ring. This song shows how the girl deals with mental issues which she describes as champagne problems and she sings about how she left her lover standing and turned him down when he proposed. She is sure that the boy will find the right girl someday and that girl will never leave him standing like she did, that girl will patch up his tapestry which she shred. She is sure that someday he’ll marry that girl and he won’t remember her and her champagne problems. Lyrics like: ,,This dorm was once a madhouse” I made a joke “well it’s made for me”

Show that she gave him hints about her mental illness and she joked about it in order to deal with it- to hide all her champagne problems.

When you’re listening to champagne problems you’ll feel it, you’ll feel the sadness, the pain and the lost love and lost hope . You’ll feel just like you experienced the same because Taylor swift ,my dear, is the best songwriter of our generation and makes me want to experience such a heartbreak too. Also the piano played by William Bowery (😉)makes you feel even more pain and makes you feel like that pain will last for evermore but it doesn’t, unless you listen to champagne problems on repeat- like me, I’m in pain but I love it.

Girl : I have champagne problems

Boy :you mean the song by Taylor swift?

Girl: no I mean I have champagne problems

Boy: so the song is really good isn’t it ?

Girl: ...yeah...it is

by Fairy21core January 10, 2021

Champaggin

A mispronounced word used by Zapp Brannigan in the Love's Labours Lost in Space episode of Futurama.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the champaggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!

by Urban_buzz August 6, 2011