Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016

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Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

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The Three R's of Eric Cartman

Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.

Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!

Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*

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Eric Cartman

The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.

Eric Cartman: I'm not fat IM BIG BONED
Me: I don't care and I didn't ask

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cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.

by wajideus June 13, 2017

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