Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman
Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd
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Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.
Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."
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these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!

Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
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cartman is a stupid racist mass genocidal spoiled little 9 year old who somehow everyone loves
Cartman: FUCK YOU KYLE IMGOING HOME YOU STUPID JEW
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Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.
You know who’s worse than Hitler?? That fat kid Cartman from SouthPark!!
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Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.
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A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
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