carpe canum

Latin for 'seize the dog'

Jeremy: In the words of the immortal poet: Carpe Canum!
Jay: Yes!
*later on*
Jay: Seize the dog?

by Rexim January 9, 2012

Carpheet

The amputated feet of a funny girl with a great behind and a wonderful personality. I find they smell rather delightful.

g: Can i have my carpheet back?

b: No.

by Carphe October 25, 2020

carpetglitz

When a girl makes her snatch all sparkly and shiny with glitter and rhinestones.

Katy has perfected the art of carpetglitz. Her snizz is all shiny and what not.

by 1n1usaf May 2, 2011

under the carpet

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.

Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."

by theknownunknown October 8, 2009

carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

carpet lake

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.

"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003