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email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
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Canadidate

A member of our "friends to the north" who is running for office.
I live in the USA, so I guess it would be illegal for me to vote for any of the Canadidates this year.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
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candinated

Chose one twin flame to candidate.

Hex fucked my life up to shreds now I'm shredder.
Use that in a 50c piece pipe and shoot it.
Masturbate into my dry armpit, twin soul.

I've candinated you and it makes sense.
I mastered music to cum with you.
by HexSlave33 June 8, 2022
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The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
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Candida Storm

A furious influx of Candida sp. yeast in the vagina. Can result from Molasses Contra.. Symptoms include burning and itching.
Totally had a Molasses Contra Scandal with my girlfriend, now she is experiencing a Candida storm.
by DamnitCamn July 4, 2011
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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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Cannibate

Those weird ass cannibal aliens from Season 3 Episode 24 of the twilight zone.
Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!
by MavF14A April 8, 2019
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