Bword

Another word for... someone... who:
1. is bitchy
2. is slutty
3. is like 4 feet tall
4. think's they're hot despite looks they get from others
5. flirts with every guy out there even though everyone hates her.
6. laughs a high-pitched, cackling, window-shattering laugh.
7. tries to ruin everything for her "best friends"
8. sucks up to teachers
9. is morphing other people into sluts
10. wears hooker earrings
11. wears a brace just to push up her boobs... or lack of.
12. tries to be GANGSTAAAAAA to get all the black ballers in her yard.
13. has a somewhat suspicious sex life with their mom.
14. rapes poor defenseless souls at the movie theaters!
15. comes to events she's not even invited to.
16. is after all of the occupied men!
17. wears pounds and pounds of whorish makeup and acts like the makeup pro
18. thinks people are sarcastic when they say how much they hate her
19. attempts to do the beaner hairstyle
20. brainwashes teachers to get them to let her retake all the tests they fail
21. uses people to get help with french
22. thinks members of the I HATE BWORD CLUB are really her best friends, and writes them BEAUTIFUL NOTES.
23. thinks people can't be trusted and that they're all evil
24. traumatizes poor boys in truth or dare, causing them not to LALALALA with their new spouses
25. tries to strut her "stuff" by walking with her ass and boobs sticking out
26. gets jealous quite easily and then
TELLS INNOCENT SOULS LIES ABOUT "BEST FRIEND" TO "GET" THE GUY
27. has an official I HATE BWORD CLUB
28. sucks up with the "popular" folk to be with the in crowd
29. breaks up innocent couples
30. puts porn pictures on the internet and influences others to do the same.
31. likes "best friends'" lovers
32. seems to find joy in being an evil whore
33. turns her worshippers into lesbians
34. tries to be a baller but fails miserably
35. insists upon bragging about how "cool" her tiny feet are
36. has the whole school, minus 3 people, against her.
37. has lesbian infatuations
38. thinks it's funny when people "imitate" her.
39. gets people to wear ugly BROWN hair bands.

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 1: Soooo, when do we get our I HATE BWORD membership cards and shirt!!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 2: I'm working on them.....

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 3: CAREFUL!!!! A DROITE!!!!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 1: ahhhhhh IT'S LAUGHING IN MY EAR!!!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 2: fuck..... i accidentally stepped on it!! MAHA!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 3: GOOD ONE GOOD ONE!!! WHEW! lets run for it!!...

by OFFICIAL I HATE BWORD CULT! May 8, 2005

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