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information barnacle

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.
My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.
by mlybrand June 20, 2009
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Trouser Barnacles

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.
by Borris Beck February 20, 2015
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Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.
by Zealotte February 15, 2019
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Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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Bohemian Barnacle

Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.
You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.

Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.

Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021
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barnicled

to become severely intoxicated by means of alcohol
"Dude, let's get barnicled! Pass the JAMO!"
by TripIII September 13, 2011
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Beardacles

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.
Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.
by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022
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