Buttercrotch

When a woman's vagina tastes like Werther's.

Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.

If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.

by Mike Amelsgone July 26, 2011

Buttercock

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it

P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."

by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017

buttertoosh

a polish beast, half boy-half man, who cannot kick a football correctly, who wears nappies and has sunglasses that sit 3 inches off his face

learn how to to kick buttertoosh u clown

by wingers October 26, 2004

butterdogging

when u smear penut butter or jam on ur penis and present it to ur dog

I wish my was still alive so he can butterdog me again.
If i have a dog right now shed be butterdogging me right now.

by Juk July 7, 2005

Butterboy

What you call some one when their being stupid

1-I fell of the world
2-ok butterboy

by Benizok February 20, 2019

buttertoes

this is when you stick butterin the end of someones shoe and they put their feet in it. when they do this you laugh loudly and shout "buttertoes!" at them. or if this someone is a bit of a rage, giggle slyly near them.

Jeff: "aww goddam. i have butter on my toes"

Patrick: "waaaay you have Buttertoes man."

Jamie: "dude where am i?"

by Will Brown October 9, 2007

Butteritus

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)

I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.

by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014