Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.
If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.
If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.
by Mike Amelsgone July 26, 2011
That one blonde girl who works the shift at Subway with me? She doesn't shave; she's a full-blown buttercrotch.
by paulwholikesmaps January 22, 2012
Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by Suspence007 March 11, 2014
When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by le-9gag-army March 11, 2014
When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by frqty March 11, 2014
You know when you meet a girl and everything about her is great, except her vagina is fucking destroyed? Yes.
by have_a_hammer November 02, 2011
Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by TheArmoredGerbil March 11, 2014