Buttercrotch

When a woman's vagina tastes like Werther's.

Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.

If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.

by Mike Amelsgone July 26, 2011

buttercrotch

The blonde counterpart to a firecrotch: a word describing blonde pubic hair.

That one blonde girl who works the shift at Subway with me? She doesn't shave; she's a full-blown buttercrotch.

by paulwholikesmaps February 9, 2012

buttercrotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Grandma! I can't sleep with the sound of your buttercrotch all night in the kitchen with papi!

by Suspence007 April 4, 2014

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Jeff and Gladys enjoyed buttercrotch immensely because of Gladys' grizzled vagina.

by le-9gag-army April 4, 2014

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

She's hot for an old lady. She's probably got some buttercrotch candies, too. Shit's delicious.

by frqty April 3, 2014

buttercrotch

You know when you meet a girl and everything about her is great, except her vagina is fucking destroyed? Yes.

Hot dog down a hallway. Buttercrotch.

by have_a_hammer November 2, 2011

buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014