it takes one to blow one!

A playful twist on a well-worn childhood phrase which in this particular case refers to being gay.

Well my friend, all I can say to you at this point is that it takes one to blow one!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Texas Leaf Blower

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.

Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!

by Rionox September 30, 2022

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Blow Job

The act of a very horny male/female seeking out their partners work building, and in a sexual manner, blowing it up. ( usually using c4 explosives. ) when the building collapses the partner finds their sex buddy and performs a ludwig von striceand.

I am feeling SO horny, and i have some extra dynamite lying around... hey jill, wanna blow job?

by Bobbe November 6, 2007

blow this joint

To Leave an area quickly

Lets blow this joint before the pigs find us!

by Brandon October 25, 2004

Blow jaw

Wakin up with a sore jaw from giving repeated blow jobs to a large member the day before.

I could barely chew my breakfast today cuz I had a bad case of blow jaw

by PatricksPersonalSlut September 23, 2009

Bro Blow

When two completely straight friends haven't had sex or anything with a girl in a long time, so they relieve each others tension by giving each other a blow job, but it is only considered gay if you don't say no homo.

JW: Hey man it has been a while since I have been with a girl, so do you think you can give me a bro blow? No homo.

GC: Ya man of course I got you I mean you are my best friend and all plus you did say no homo so it's not gay.

by He_Man December 12, 2015