Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
by Annonamous July 08, 2003
A somalian woman. The protruding forehead and teeth and the lump of hair at the back which is hidden under the usual somalian costume gives the head an appearance from the side which is similar to the shape of a light bulb.
Those light bulb heads are queueing at the benefits office at 8am every Tuesday and it doesn't open until 9.
by arsenalchris March 29, 2008
When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
by Luke R. April 11, 2008
a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
Light bulb relationships consists of those two people who are on and off so much that people get sick and tired of watching their bullshit
Yep, they're a light bulb relationship
by Anita Penas September 29, 2010