buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Buffer Bitch

A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.

I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.

by Helix-xenos March 14, 2011

Buffer Kids

When someone who knows no one has a party and 'buffer kids' are invited to make the list seem bigger. Buffer kids are the kids normally invited to parties, so it doesn't seem weird if they come.

Classic, here comes the buffer kids

by ChaBoomBitch April 13, 2015

Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...

We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.

by Hunjiman February 23, 2020

Buffer year

A buffer year is the period of time (1-2 years) following graduation in which a young person resides with their parents rent-free to save money.

I am currently living at home as part of my buffer year.

by June bug 1999 June 17, 2021

buffer timepass

do some other stuff on computer while your video is buffering because u want to see whole video in one go.

chat :_

urbangirl - why are you talking so strange?

urbanboy - oh sry its just my buffer timepass . i am so curiuos to see that video that am checking it again and again

by laksr January 31, 2010

buffer bars

device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes

I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy

by AJandKiawna November 12, 2009