wax on bricks

An unknown expression used for the first time by a psychotic man in Ottawa. Used to describe something that shouldn't be done.

"You're skating where you shouldnt be! You're putting wax on bricks! You've been warned!!!"

by Miiiiiiiiiikkkkeeeee May 28, 2006

hauling bricks

having to take a dump; carrying around feces that is ready to be expelled; needing a bowel movement

Dude step on the gas! I'm hauling bricks over here!

by CKMeredith October 25, 2010

jar jar binks

A Star Wars character introduced in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and one of the more irritating pieces of crap to come out of George Lucas' brain. Strongly resembles the tired ethnic stereotypes of African Americans (either intentionally or accidentally).

"Obi-Wan: Jar-Jar, wheres the space ship?

Jar-Jar: Messuh sorry. Mesuh sold it to buy some space-spliff."

-The Simpsons

by kwashia February 3, 2005

fiscal brinksmanship

Noun. A game in which the first person to touch a bill, such as 2013 budget, loses and has to give up something they want to pay for it.

Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.

Person A: Did you hear that that Boehner guy in the Republican party is still refusing to cooperate with President Obama even though it makes his entire party look worthless?

Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.

Person A: But what if he doesn't?

Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.

by Easy Kompany December 29, 2012

bricks were shat

Verbal statement of a reaction. Applied to scenarios when you are/were stunned or bewildered.

Bob: Can you believe Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?

Bill: I know. Bricks were shat all over my new couch.

by ShartedABrick July 26, 2012

Bronks Bidet

When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.

"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."

"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"

"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"

by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017

Brinkley

The name of something that’s beauty can’t be defined. Brinkley is the most whole hearted beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She’ll make your heart melt with just the sound of her voice. And don’t get me started on those eyes. She could put you in a trance you’ll never want out of. She is one of the good ones so keep her if you get the chance.

She is so pretty what’s her name?
She’s defiantly a Brinkley!

by Simpinforpimpin April 5, 2021